gaming fail

You're doing it wrong

Can you guess the best part of this one?

Explaining to doctors how it happened?

Embarrassed girlfriend gasp?



Wrong and Wrong.

Like that much blubber would allow hypothermia and do you really think he had a girlfriend? COMMON!

Watching the boards of the doc flex under his weight.

I hate movies like this

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OLE!

Merry Christmass Eve

and something funny

OOHHH, that's the opening of the windows of heaven!

Thank God he felt bad

and put that quarter in

I know what I want for christmas

Why is she touching the wall?

I'm an enquiring mind and I NEED TO KNOW!

Dangerous? Not possible.

Hella cool? Hella YEAH



She says she feels like a failure, I say that she is a failure and should feel that way. Or worse.

wanna watch?

Now this is some cool chit

this was pretty cool

interesting take on the whole

vampire thing.

What would happen if vampires outnumbered humans?


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You have to dominate the swordfish...

Only then can you sautee it.


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Are you paying attention?

I love these songs

Lemme know what you think

I tried this too,

I just found myself on there really drunk and couldn't remember what I did, lol.

um

Good luck downloading those attachments on that

tiger saga continues

this disturbed me

little classic rock for you today, enjoy

here is an idiot and mrs. idiot

Now here is an ass kisser

two big fat wows

The first one is "wow, gee wiz, science sure is cool" (be sure to watch till the end because it gets really wierd)



This one is "wow, how come I didn't hear about that?"

I watched this whole thing

and all i could think of was, how bald do you have to be to wear THAT hat?

I hate when this happens

this is amazing

these videos always catch my attention

Dang good reporting too

Get this guy another beer

Maybe he can drink himself sober:

YOINK!

I love the way they try to cover its head at the end, like there would ever have been some doubt

This guy freaks me out

His wife's boyfriend hit him in the face with fence post? I don't know where to begin with that but it should be a good place to start. RAWR!

I did not see this one coming

And neither did she

If you needed to know how to piss off a moose

Now you know

more unearthed video of me

6Valve's Theme Song

I Love NASCAR - Cledus T. Judd

he he he

even the dog looks bored though

Didn't believe it till I saw it

And now i may have seen everything

not much to say

This girl's face seems to say it all



and this is just cool

heard this on the radio this morning

laughed my butt off

Needs more cow bell though

Here is the original

Poker Face

Lady Gaga | MySpace Music Videos

Stupid dumb me

I was trying to figure out the math problem and if the triangles were different. Sometimes I miss the point of the whole show

A little late for some of you

How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

parking fail

rally wreck

Creepy post for Halloween

WARNING WARNING! WARNING!

Do not watch while under the influence of mind altering substances, this might make sense if you do that.

Dragon Wagon Reborn!

One of my friends in high school had a Caprice Classic station wagon. One night, on our way TO a party we went over some railroad tracks. I was following him and he caught some air. Okay. A lot of air. Anyway, the thing threw sparks out of the back when it landed like I was a cop and there was a chopper overhead. After that we called it the Dragon Wagon (obvious, no?)

Well, I came across this one and am convinced that if it was night time there would have been sparks.

doggy don't

And that happens!

Gotta get me one of these

classic fail

Not what they expected when the opened a drive through window

I would love to know what they were saying. Or maybe it was what he was saying prior to pulling "through"

Maybe, it should have opened with this:

More video of me I was not aware of

best show on tv?

I go with this one right now:

pogo?

My favorite is when the guy goes around in a back flip and the stick flies off into the air, lol

I had no idea they caught me on tape

When guys talk cars I am guessing this is what girls hear:

If they would just take some time they might know just as much about Magneto Reluctance Modial Reactors as we do.

Why don'[t you play with fire Rick?

Because you can disappear in a fireball like this guy:

If a dude did this to me

I'd beat his self



Don't mess with my ice cream!

Whose fault?

Watch this and tell me that it was the scaffolding that his employer erected, then directed him to mount knowing it was unsafe and finally they didn't even train him how to park a cargo of a dumpster truck or wear a hard hat. Get that man a free ride on work comp!



and gratuitous music

obama care doesn't have this

if it did it would cost 54 billion dollars and take 121 years to install

because the buckeyes are playing wisconsin this week

Blame Tom Steel, it was his idea. Fooker.

and for Halloween:

Anybody want pie?

Are video games evil?

I can't wait till 2015 when I can get my Halo 6 pregnancy test

Why Australia is different from America

Now, I have to say, I know a lot of teachers. I don't have much respect for many of them. Three months off a year and they still can't go a month without getting a regular work day off because it is too "stressful"?

Maybe they have to listen to their own answering machine and figure out that they are also in the real world and that though they went to college to prolong a school career and then decided they never wanted to leave but don't want to get arrested for showing up anyways and now need to move on with a real life and make a better student out of those that don't want to be bettered.

Leave it to a Japanese game show

to do this

only a face a mother could love?

not the bird, the dude

need a clown?

And don't forget, the Browns have been making the WNBA seem entertaining since 1999!

here are a couple of animal goodies

Where did you work today?

ME? I was on the roof of the world!

Halloween is coming up

and this is scary:





And finally, observe the master:

cool stadium demonstrations

Time for a PSA

(and no, you can't have that three minutes of your life back. You are a better person for seeing it now shut up)

new game for us?

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how about a little wtf?

Hurry! Before I change my mind!



Is this guy deaf, retarded or both?

Cold and flu season is about to start

Just because you are miserable doesn't mean you have to share.

Ode to a lost comrade

Um, I'll let this one speak for itself

Mystic HATES squirrels

Why do you ask? Was it something like this?



No. Some squirrels found out his attic would be a cool place to make a drey and drove him insane for a while. He is justifiably upset by this.

I just wanted to share this video because my son saw it and almost cried he laughed so hard. He is three years old and he caught me watching Phineas and Ferb, a guilty pleasure. It really is a funny show.

By the way, did you happen to catch how to qualify for government grants? SIMP. Squirrels In My Pants

Carson Palmer and all USC are douchebags

This is what passes for radio around here

I cry. A lot.

Many different reasons for that but here is one I will share.

I actually heard this on the radio here yesterday. It was on the biggest, most popular station in town. Or so they advertise. Enjoy:


So, what is good music? Try this:



or

dog eat dog

Which is better?



or

I got nothing

I't is Labor Day here in the States so I am just half assing this one. Sorry but this is all I have for you today:

This one looks really funny

I am just not sure that it is a comedy

in case you were wondering

this is just too funny

Looking for a theme for this one

I think I have it. Amazing Chit:





Didn't see that one coming



And now a little funny:

Poor taste in choice of music

I really think that video would have been better with this sound track:

TOM STEEL"S NEW MUSIC VIDEO!

Too bad he used his mom...

I hate when they put out Christmas decorations early

It is only September 1 but already the halloween videos are out:

pretty cool stuff

I was quite surprised to see that they would use cgi to take a guy out of a scene instead of just reshooting it or to change the face of brad pitt instead of just doing make up.

best cover ever?

I'll let you decide. here is the original:



And the cover by an unlikely artist:

Like a train wreck

I couldn't stop watching:

Luke ain't from Jersey

This looks about right

As an insurance adjuster I've seen what these things look like after it all happens. This video looks just like I imagine a hit like this would go down. Mister Schmeckl might have some more insight as well.

Please feel free to share this video:

I'm a sucker for a good fire show

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Gross AND hilarious!

Yeah, this about sums it all up

Woodstock

I missed it by about two years. That is, I was born in 1971 and it happened in 1969. Okay, so maybe it wasn't even close. Anyway, this weekend is the 40th anniversary and I found a little interesting info. We all know how big of an event it was to become. I found the following info that may tell you how big it should have become:

Cancelled Acts
Jeff Beck Group (The band broke up in July, forcing cancellation)
Iron Butterfly (Stuck at the airport, their manager demanded helicopters and special arrangements just for them. Were wired back and told, as impolitely as Western Union would allow, "to get lost", but in other 'words'.)
Joni Mitchell (Joni's agent put her on "The Dick Cavett Show" instead)
Lighthouse (Feared that it would be a "bad scene".)
Ethan Brown (Arrested for LSD three days before the event.)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Declined Invitations
The Beatles (John Lennon said he couldn't get them together)
Led Zeppelin (Got a higher paying gig at the Asbury Park Convention Hall in New Jersey that weekend)
Bob Dylan (Turned it down because of his disgust of the hippies hanging around his house)
The Byrds (Turned it down because of a melee during their performance at the first Atlanta International Pop Festival, held at the Atlanta International Raceway on July 4 and July 5, 1969)
Tommy James & the Shondells (Turned it down because of being misinformed about the size and scope of the event)
Jethro Tull (Turned it down because they thought it wouldn't be a big deal.)
The Moody Blues were included in the original posters as performers, but backed out after taking a gig in Paris on the same weekend.
Spirit (they had other shows planned and did not want to back out of their commitments; not knowing how big that Woodstock would ultimately become)
Mind Garage (Declined because they thought it wouldn't be a big deal and had a higher paying gig elsewhere)


Now for a little music. This is J-tube after all. I saw these guys in concert a couple of years back. I hear they spoke for a couple of people at one time. Voice of a generation of some stuff like that:



and this one is for rick, billy and Laz as well as all of the boys south of the mason dixon:

remember this one?

Now play these two together:

try to keep up with me here, it is about to get wierd

So I was watching some cnbc on lunch today, mmmmmmmmmm Erin Burnett...

And a commercial for monster ballads came on. You know, those compillation cd's that have liek 50 songs on 10 disks, a bunch of stuff you would never buy the artists cd of now because you are too embarassed to admit you listed to the radio 20 years ago.

They were showing some Queensryche vidoe and this makes me wonder (i dont know why, this is where it gets really wierd), "What if continents had a battle of the bands?"

Would it matter who wins? No.

But this is what it would look like, in my warped mind anyway:

From Europe we have, um, Europe and the Final Countdown:


From Asia we have, um, again the obvious choice: Asia


From North America we have the only one that made sense to me. I tried to find a video for a band called Canada, this is all I could find: http://www.last.fm/music/Canada?autostart=1
I tried to do the same for a band called Mexico: http://www.last.fm/music/Mexico
Nort America: http://www.last.fm/music/North+America
So what do I choose? See for yourself:


Australia is by, um, Australia:


At this point, I am bored with this and don't wish to go on.

How to: Know you are a geek

How To Play a Real-Life Game Of Quidditch on Howcast

Don't get me wrong, I think the books and movies are great but wanting to go out and adapt a supposedly magical game to something more mundane just so I can play is a bit weird. Especially when the uniform is matching bathrobes.

robots in music?!!??!?!?!111111

Wha Wha WhaT!?



Or maybe this is more to your liking?

going for the triple play here

This is the best one in my book. A hilarious car wash snafu:



Followed up with an amazing historic event:



And we finish off with something funny but true (starts off a little slow but ends strong):

It's funny how some things make you think

Jenga Jr. is 3 years old and loves to play like he is driving a car. We know he can start one unfortunately. We were on a little vacation a couple of weeks ago and he kind of disappeared, that is to say, he was in the parking lot, at we knew he was there, but not exactly where. (not a big lot, only about enough spots for 10 cars).

We found him in a convertible VW bug pretending he was in the Indy 500. I guess it is a good thing we don't take him to church since that kid in the video was trying to avoid going when he stole his parents car.

I'm loading up on survivalist gear now

Because if this video is any indication, we may need it when the robots try to take over:

Somtimes you need to know the story behind the video...

...and I am here to fill you in.

This the story of a young mute kid. His mother is in getting her hairs did and he has to go potty so he sets off down the street. He sees a party and not being stupid knows that if he could just express his wishes to use the toilet they will be kind generous souls and let him do so.

Instead, while doing his potty dance that is customary for all children below the agen of ten, we get this:



Poor munchkin, should have remembered his portable chalk and black board.

Shows what this guy knows

Sometimes the comments are funnier or more amazing than the video.

If the guy rides one handed he either looses the ability to go or stop.

Hey Jonsey, how about a review of this one when it comes out?

tazers don't tickle

Just check this guy out

Finally

That's right, level 70!

Oh, and a look at my life:

I don't care what your politics are, this is funny!

MINE!

TOPOGRAPHY!

If you are under 18 please get permission from your parents prior to viewing.





Just a few things that you can't do around here...

And now I present to you the next ex-Mrs. JENGA!

Not only can she do that and pour a beer did you see the head she put on that thing?

Tunes I can't whistle to around my dog

They can be a bit catchy and so I have to try not to confuse her:

A couple of dringing and driving videos for your pleasure

and it took till now for it to happen?

or did I just now find out about it?

anybody else just want to hit this guy?

Maybe it would fix him.

buk buk ba-CAW!

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Happy B-Day USA!

um, interesting

and my response to this?

I laughed so hard when I saw this

Here is a contest for you

which of these videos is the most amazing

A tribute to a king

Go with God's Speed Billy Mays

what can you find here?

I have the answer to that!

Just like the federal reserve my mission is two fold but singly focused.

You can find videos here. Sometimes they are funny because I found them funny and want to share. Usually I will point out the funniest thing I found in them. Like yesterday. Video was a wee bit stupid but I actually LOL'd when I saw the guy spilling his "guts" out. Then I followed that up with one of the funniest all time online videos. That is the simple focus. Funny Videos. You can call me your tosh.0 or even better JENGA!.infinity. I am way better than that haxors noob. (I may not have my own show but at least I look better) (or maybe not)

This whole post is a good example of my second mission. Pontificating about crap. I am a very opinionated person. I like to express them. I like to win people over to my way of thinking. This is my medium. This is my calling. You are free not to read if you don't agree but just remember. I don't care if you don't read or agree. My opinions are mine and though I would prefer that you agree with them (thereby telling me that I wasn't a waste of sperm). I am not a hypocrite. If you have a view on something I appreciate if you don't force it on me. If you say you don't want me to force my views on you then don't read. If you think I am proselytising (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=proselytising) on TS then and want me to stop let me know and I will.

OKAY! enough heavy chit and big words.

I watched Gran Torino on Friday and have been thinking about it since. It is a really good movie but I don't know what is funnier, the scene about talking like a man or the fact that Clint Eastwood talks out loud to himself the whole movie:



The best part about this movie has to do with the fact that it really speaks to me concerning relationships between parents and children. Like the following script snippet which happened in my prime (which I am well past now):

ANDREW
What's the deal?

ALLISON
No! There's no deal, Sporto.
Forget it, leave me alone.

ANDREW
Wait a minute, now you're carrying
all that crap around in your purse.
Either you really wanna run away or
you want people to think you wanna
run away.

ALLISON
Eat shit!

Allison gets up and walks away.

BRIAN
The girl is an island, with herself.
Okay?

Andrew gets up and goes after her.

ANDREW
Hi, you wanna talk?

ALLISON
No!

ANDREW
Why not?

ALLISON
Go away...

ANDREW
Where do you want me to go?

ALLISON
GO away!

Andrew turns away and Allison starts to cry.

ALLISON
You have problems...

ANDREW
Oh, I have problems?

ALLISON
You do everything everybody ever
tells you to do, that is a problem!

ANDREW
Okay, fine...but I didn't dump my
purse out on the couch and invite
people into my problems...Did I?
So what's wrong? What is it? Is
is bad? Real bad? Parents?

Allison is silently crying.

ALLISON
Yeah...

Andrew nods.

ANDREW
What do they do to you?

ALLISON
They ignore me...

ANDREW
Yeah...yeah...

They both are crying silently.

Can you name the movie?

new classic video

Best part for me is when the guy is spilling out his "guts" I guess he had peanuts for lunch.


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And an old classic that always makes me think of Jonesy:


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Too bad you can't arrange them by penis.

What is funnier?

The fact that this lady can't park? or how easily the guy just puts it in the spot?


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And the emmy goes to...

In the catagory of "Special Thanks to:"

Crayon Hsien


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Walmart does have the best prices on tanks

I was flipping through the radio stations on XM and came across this one, sorry I couldn't find a better quality video:

worst sports injuries

Not for the squamish is Joe Theisman:


I personally think Tim Krumrie's break is worse, YouTube may agree, they took the video down.

and the keystone cops just for fun:

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I don't know how injured that last guy was before the final insult, he did after all get on the stretcher himself.