what can you find here?

I have the answer to that!

Just like the federal reserve my mission is two fold but singly focused.

You can find videos here. Sometimes they are funny because I found them funny and want to share. Usually I will point out the funniest thing I found in them. Like yesterday. Video was a wee bit stupid but I actually LOL'd when I saw the guy spilling his "guts" out. Then I followed that up with one of the funniest all time online videos. That is the simple focus. Funny Videos. You can call me your tosh.0 or even better JENGA!.infinity. I am way better than that haxors noob. (I may not have my own show but at least I look better) (or maybe not)

This whole post is a good example of my second mission. Pontificating about crap. I am a very opinionated person. I like to express them. I like to win people over to my way of thinking. This is my medium. This is my calling. You are free not to read if you don't agree but just remember. I don't care if you don't read or agree. My opinions are mine and though I would prefer that you agree with them (thereby telling me that I wasn't a waste of sperm). I am not a hypocrite. If you have a view on something I appreciate if you don't force it on me. If you say you don't want me to force my views on you then don't read. If you think I am proselytising (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=proselytising) on TS then and want me to stop let me know and I will.

OKAY! enough heavy chit and big words.

I watched Gran Torino on Friday and have been thinking about it since. It is a really good movie but I don't know what is funnier, the scene about talking like a man or the fact that Clint Eastwood talks out loud to himself the whole movie:



The best part about this movie has to do with the fact that it really speaks to me concerning relationships between parents and children. Like the following script snippet which happened in my prime (which I am well past now):

ANDREW
What's the deal?

ALLISON
No! There's no deal, Sporto.
Forget it, leave me alone.

ANDREW
Wait a minute, now you're carrying
all that crap around in your purse.
Either you really wanna run away or
you want people to think you wanna
run away.

ALLISON
Eat shit!

Allison gets up and walks away.

BRIAN
The girl is an island, with herself.
Okay?

Andrew gets up and goes after her.

ANDREW
Hi, you wanna talk?

ALLISON
No!

ANDREW
Why not?

ALLISON
Go away...

ANDREW
Where do you want me to go?

ALLISON
GO away!

Andrew turns away and Allison starts to cry.

ALLISON
You have problems...

ANDREW
Oh, I have problems?

ALLISON
You do everything everybody ever
tells you to do, that is a problem!

ANDREW
Okay, fine...but I didn't dump my
purse out on the couch and invite
people into my problems...Did I?
So what's wrong? What is it? Is
is bad? Real bad? Parents?

Allison is silently crying.

ALLISON
Yeah...

Andrew nods.

ANDREW
What do they do to you?

ALLISON
They ignore me...

ANDREW
Yeah...yeah...

They both are crying silently.

Can you name the movie?